You do? Oh, thank goodness! Well, let
me in on the secret, will you? I've been trying to figure it out
since puberty. Oh, I have the general gist of it, alright. I'm a tree
hugger. I'm a friend to animals. I believe in a low impact lifestyle.
(That's code for I can't buy anything because I'm too broke.) Still,
my personality seems to morph with every epiphany and revelation I
have.
I'm sarcastic, but friendly. The
sarcasm is just for fun. I'm really quite shy and sensitive. I'm a
neat freak, but I still manage to slobber all over myself when I eat.
I love cooking for my partner, but he better not ever come to expect
it. I'm no Suzy Homemaker, but I take total June Cleaver pride in my
house. That doesn't mean it's spotless, oh crap no, I'm not THAT
good.
And once I get out of the house, I
never want to come home. I love road trips!
When I was a kid I read Sybil
(spelling?). I was totally convinced I had multiple personalities.
Now that I'm all grown up, I realize everyone does. Yup, you
included. You can never fully know anyone. That's because as humans,
we are constantly changing, based on our experiences and/or latent
traits that we haven't brought to their full potential.
Do you know me completely? Heck no. I
don't know you either. That's the whole point. That's what makes it
fun. Being friends with someone who never changes or is stuck in a
rut is boring. So, let's keep the mystery in it, shall we? Just when
you think you know me, I'll reveal a side of me you had no idea
existed. I'm cool like that.
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